30 ROCK
"THE HOFF"
by Jimmy Chang
INT. - JACK'S OFFICE - DAY
Jack tells Liz that she needs to put together a show with David Hasselhoff as a guest star.
OPENING CREDITS
ACT ONE
INT. - WRITERS ROOM - DAY
Tracy tells the writers that he's afraid of vampires after watching Twilight.
INT. - HALLWAY - DAY
Jenna is stoked about David Hasselhoff guest starring on TGS. Liz tells her to not get too crazy.
INT. WRITERS ROOM - DAY
The writers pitches ideas for the show. They are afraid of eating burgers for lunch because they don't want to offend Hasselhoff. They decided to have Kenneth pick up Chinese take-out.
EXT. - NEW YORK STREETS - NOON
Kenneth goes to pick up lunch for the writers when he runs into somebody he wronged during the Beijing Olympics.
INT. - WRITERS ROOM - NOON
David Hasselhoff shows up and Tracy thinks he's Dracula, and wants to stake him. Kenneth's stalker follows him to 30 Rock and confronts him about what happened during the Olympics.
FADE OUT.
ACT BREAK
ACT TWO
INT. - WRITERS ROOM - NOON
Kenneth's nemesis recognizes Tracy as "Who that ninja" and escapes 30 Rock. Liz has Jenna distract Hasselhoff while she calls doctor Leo Spaceman to help Tracy with his fear.
INT. - TRACY'S DRESSING ROOM - NOON
Doctor Leo Spaceman gives Tracy pills for his new found anxiety and dashes off.
INT. - THE STUDIO STAGE - EVENING
Jenna tries to do duets with Hasselhoff during dress rehearsal but he doesn't want to sing.
INT. - PAGE DESK - EVENING
Donny, the head page, teases Kenneth about the Olympics. Donny then exits awkwardly.
FADE OUT.
END OF ACT TWO
INT. - THE STUDIO - NIGHT
Hasselhoff and Jenna ends the TGS show with a cresendo finale. Tracy comes out dressed up like Dracula and throws confetti on everybody and wraps the show. Jack and Liz watches from behind the cameras.
FADE OUT.
END OF SHOW
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