Sunday, September 6, 2009

Writer's Pitch

WRITER’S PITCH – WILL/JOHN/WIT/ EXTRA WRITING STAFF MEMBERS
(OPEN ON: VT: WRITERS ROOM. EVERYBODY IS SITTING AROUND A TABLE, TAKING TURNS PITCHING IDEAS.)
WIT
What’s your idea, Will?
WILL
Umm. How bout a duck gets shot…Yeah!
JOHN
HorseSHIT! That was a fake pitch! He doesn’t have a sketch idea!
WILL
Yes I do! It’s about a duck getting shot and, and...
JOHN
Well it’s not gonna be funnier than my zombie idea, cause zombies are rad!
WIT
Guys! We’re writing an obituary?
(BLACK OUT)

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