Sunday, September 6, 2009

Body Trash (Commercial Parody)

(CHANG)

BODY TRASH - Husband/ Wife / Hobo/ Singer/ Matt Finkle

(OPEN ON: VT: KITCHEN OF A ROAD HOME. HUSBAND AND WIFE LOOKS OUT WINDOW AND SEES HOBO PICKING THROUGH HER TRASH)

MATT FINKLE

Hi. I’m Matt Finkle. Are you tired of hobos picking through your garbage? You’ve tried everything, but they just keep coming back. Don’t worry, because now there’s Body Trash!

[ADDA - FF: TRASH BAGS WITH FAKE BODY PARTS STICKING OUT]

MATT FINKLE

I invented the idea of trash bags filled with fake spring loaded body parts. It’s set to pop out as soon as one of those filthy vagrants tries to open it. These body parts are so real; the hobos will think your some kind of serial killer. (TO HOBO OUTSIDE) Hey, you! You forgot this!

[MATT FINKLE THROWS A BAG OF BODY TRASH TOWARDS HOBO. HE TEARS IT OPEN, FALLS DOWN AND VOMITS]

(MORE)

HOBO

Oh my god! He’s dead! He’s dead! Why god, why?! I just wanted some soda pop cans, or a sandwich!

HUSBAND AND WIFE

[Addresses camera]

Thanks, Body Trash!

[ADDA – FF: SHOT OF BODY TRASH WITH TITLE ABOVE SHOT]

SINGER (SINGS)

Want to get rid of hobos fast, get yourself some Body Trash!

MATT FINKLE

Body Trash! The scarecrows of the hobo world!

[BLACK OUT]

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