Sunday, September 20, 2009

Jon & Kate Plus Ape - Day One

INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY

KATE IS SITTING ON A COUCH WATCHING TV IN THE LIVING ROOM.
ANNOUNCERS' VOICE IS ADDRESSING THE AUDIENCE.

ANNOUNCER
AND NOW A NEW DIRECTION FOR TLC'S
JON & KATE PLUS 8. THIS IS A
STORY ABOUT TWO RECENTLY DIVORCED
COUPLE, FORCED TO LIVE WITH A
SILVERBACK GORILLA. THIS IS
TLC'S, JON & KATE, PLUS APE.

JON WARILY ENTERS AND SITS DOWN SLOWLY NEXT TO KATE. JON
MURMURS SOMETHING AND KATE DOES NOT HEAR HIM. SHE TURNS TO
JON.

KATE
WHAT IS IT JON?

JON
(LOW VOICE) HOW'S EVERYTHING.

KATE
WHAT?!

JON
I SAID HOW'S EVERYTHING!

A GORILLA BURST INTO THE LIVING ROOM AND RUNS UP TO JON. HE
IS LIKE A DEER IN HEAD LIGHTS, WITH FEAR IN HIS EYES.

JON
AAAHGGH!

(Blackout)

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