Fantasy Dancer

Fantasy Dancer

Int. Living Room - Evening

Group of young ladies are having a bachelorette party. They are all in their mid twenties. SILVIA is sitting in a chair. JUDY and PEGGY are standing by the closed door.

JUDY
Alright, ladies! You ready for your entertainment, Silvia?

Judy opens the door. DONNY walks in, wearing a long trench coat.

PEGGY
We got you a stripper from one of those ads. This sexy thang is from this place call fantasy dancers.

JUDY
They had a grand opening special. They do role-playing

SILVIA
Oh muh-god, you guys! You got one of those firemen or police men strippers?

DONNY
You ladies ready to have some fun? Here, put this CD in.

Peggy puts on the CD and it's the theme song to the 1960s spider-man cartoon. Donny takes off his trench coat and reveals that he is wearing a toddler's spider-man Halloween costume. He puts on the mask and starts doing a really unorthodox dance routine.

SILVIA
This isn't what I imagined it would be, guys!

PEGGY
Maybe he'll start stripping in a bit.

Donny attempts to take off his toddler shirt. The ladies starts cheering, but Donny drops the shirt back down and wave a finger at them. He then starts doing dances and pretends he's shooting spider webs from his wrist and starts skipping around the living room.

JUDY
Maybe he'll start stripping soon.

SILVIA
You got him from Fantasy Dancers, huh?

PEGGY
Yeah. Grand opening special.

SILVIA
He's not going to take that costume off, is he?

The music stops and Donny pulls a chair up to Silvia and lays on it upside down as if he's spider-man hanging upside down from his webbing. He pulls his mask up over his mouth and starts making kissing noises.

JUDY
Silvia, I am so embarrassed. I never should had called that place and got you a dancer.

The music stops and Donny is crouched down on a chair.

PEGGY
What should we do?

JUDY
Maybe we can shoo it away like a cat.

SILVIA
I love this dancer! You guys are the best!

(Blackout)