Sunday, September 20, 2009

Jon & Kate Plus Ape - Day Two

INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY

KATE IS SITTING ON THE COUCH READING A MAGAZINE. JON WALKS
IN WITH HIS T-SHIRT SHREDDED INTO TATTERS.

JON
KATE WE NEED TO TALK.

KATE
WHAT IS IT, JON? I'M BUSY.

JON
WHAT? READING MAGAZINES? WE NEED
TO TELL THE PRODUCERS TO PUT OUR
KIDS BACK IN THE SHOW. I CAN'T
DEAL WITH THIS APE IN OUR HOUSE.

KATE
WELL, YOU SIGNED THE CONTRACT. WE
NEEDED SOMETHING NEW THIS SEASON.
AND THAT APE HAS A NAME. HIS NAME
IS ED.

JON
HE'S A SILVERBACK GORILLA! I DON'T
CARE WHAT HIS NAME IS! WE NEED TO
GET RID OF HIM!

THE SILVERBACK GORILLA BURST INTO THE LIVING ROOM WITH A
BASEBALL BAT AND BREAKS ONE OF JON'S KNEE. HE FALLS TO THE
FLOOR AND STARTS SCREAMING.

(Blackout)

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