INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY
JOHN IS SITTING IN THE COUCH ON HIS IPHONE. KATE WALKS IN
HOLDING SHOPPING BAGS.
KATE
WHAT YOU SMILING ABOUT? YOU
TEXTING THAT WHORE OF YOURS?
JON
SHE'S NOT A WHORE! SHE HAS A NAME!
KATE
OH YEAH! WHAT'S HER NAME THEN?
JON IS LOOKS UP TO THE CEILING AS IF THE ANSWER WAS WRITTEN
UP THERE. HE THEN HANGS HIS HEAD AND RUBS IT WITH ONE HAND.
KATE
YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER HIS NAME
YOU BALDING FATHEAD.
JON
WAIT IT WILL COME TO ME. MR.
GLASS!
KATE
THAT'S SAMUEL L JACKSON'S
CHARACTER FROM THE MOVIE
UNBREAKABLE!
JON
GLASSMAN! HAILEY GLASSMAN! HA!
YEAH! NOW WHAT BITCH!
A SILVERBACK GORILLA COMES OUT WEARING A RED BANDANNA AROUND
HIS HEAD AND HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS JON.
KATE
JON? BABY?
SHE PICKS UP THE IPHONE AND STARTS TEXTING. SHE READS AS SHE
TYPES.
KATE
I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU AND GOING
BACK WITH KATE.
ANNOUNCER ADDRESSES THE AUDIENCE.
ANNOUNCER
JOIN US NEXT TIME ON TLC'S NEW
SERIES, DEAD JON & KATE PLUS AN
ARMED APE.
(Blackout)
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