EXT. HIGHWAY
(TRUCK DRIVER is driving his truck down the highway and the VOICE OF GOD can be heard.)
VOICE OF GOD - Truck Driver. Why don't you stop in all those movies? You just keep going even if there was a terrible accident.
TRUCK DRIVER - I can't stop, God! There's a truck load of stuff I got to deliver!
VOICE OF GOD - Is your delivery route more important than human life itself?
TRUCK DRIVER - Nobody told them to walk out into the middle of the street. I gave them a courtesy horn!
VOICE OF GOD - Like half a second before impact. Not much time to react, Trucker!
TRUCK DRIVER - Hey I've done my part. They can call the "How's my driving number" on the back of the truck!
VOICE OF GOD - Can you even see the road with those tinted windows? I can't see you half the time.
TRUCK DRIVER - Don't knock the tinted windows. They keep the sun out of my eyes.
VOICE OF GOD - So you can run over children.
TRUCK DRIVER - Half the time some hero will come out and scoop them away!
VOICE OF GOD - Were you in the movie DUEL?
TRUCK DRIVER - Yea.
VOICE OF GOD - I thought so.
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