Monday, September 28, 2009

Slow Motion Man

Slow Motion Man

EXT. PARK - DAY

A MAN and Woman is having a picnic. A VILLAIN runs up to them and kicks their picnic basket away.

VILLAIN
Ha! Hand over your goods!

WOMAN
Don't hurt us!

MAN
Help!

Everybody turns their head, staring at the same direction. They see SLOW MOTION MAN standing in a heroic posture. He starts to run towards the Villain and the couple, only he's moving super slow.

WOMAN
Who's is that guy?

VILLAIN
Oh, no! Slow Motion Man! Fool!

MAN
We're saved!

Slow motion man is still slowly running towards them, but he barely ran three feet.

WOMAN
He'll teach you to ruin such a beautiful picnic.

MAN
Yeah! Slow motion man will save us!

VILLAIN
What will I do? I'm no match for a superhero. I better scram and live to fight another day!

The villain runs off.

VILLAIN
We'll meet again, slow motion man!

MAN
He's gone. We're saved

WOMAN
Thanks slow motion man! You saved our picnic

Slow motion man is still running towards them. He's ran about four feet.

SLOW MOTION MAN
Dooon'ttt wooorrrryyyy aaaaabbboouuutt iiiittt!!

The couple packed their picnic back up.

MAN
We'll we're gonna go now. Thanks for saving our lives, Slow motion man.

WOMAN
God Bless.

The couple leaves. Slow motion man is still running towards them.

SLOW MOTION MAN
Tttthheeee dddaaayyyy isss saaaavvvveeddd aaaagggaaaaiii...

(Blackout)

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