INT. APARTMENT
DRACULA and THE WOLFMAN are watching Twilight on DVD in Wolfman's apartment.
WOLFMAN
So does Vampires go to high school?
DRACULA
No. Why would we need to go to high school when some of us are hundreds of years old.
WOLFMAN
So dating a human girl is statutory rape?
DRACULA
Pretty much.
WOLFMAN
So do you glisten in the sun like glitter.
DRACULA.
No. Our bodies are basically an illusion. The sun destroys that.
WOLMAN
Why do goth girls love you guys?
DRACULA
I don't know wolfman. Why don't you ask one instead of interrupting this movie.
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